5 Signs That's It's TOO FREAKING HOT

1. After taking eight steps from the front door to the car, I'm already sweating. At 7am.
   
   
2. I stay late at work just so I don't have to get into a hot car.
   
   
3. I try to climb inside the Sno Cone stand when the woman opens that little window.
   
   
4. Three showers a day.
   
   
5. I drink water instead of Diet Dr. Pepper. (It's a shame, really...)