Finish This Sentence

I've still got mad respect for bloggers. Moving through my Google Reader is still one of my favorite parts of the day. I caught this over at Embracing And Be Embraced and figured it would be fun. Heck, who knows? I may even "tag" some folks. Remember when we all used to do that?

1. My uncle once: licked Kristen on the face. Before we were married.
   
   
2. Never in my life: have I ridden a horse. Don't plan on it either.
   
   
3. When I was five: I rode a bus to a Christian school kindergarten in a town 30 miles away.
   
   
4. High School was: kinda' silly.
   
   
5. I will never forget: holding Jonah for the first time.
   
   
6. I once met: Margaret Becker. Know what I asked her? "What's Steven Curtis Chapman like?" She didn't seem to like the question. Rude.
   
   
7. There's this girl I know who: turned me down for homecoming because she didn't want to go with anyone. I then saw her at a restaurant with a football player after homecoming.
   
   
8. Once, at a bar: somebody said something stupid.
   
   
9. By noon, I'm usually: really hungry?
   
   
10. Last night: was pretty great. Movie night with Kristen & the kids. Plus I ate Golden Oreos.
    
    
11. If I only had: the ability to run 3 miles, I'd feel pretty dang accomplished.
    
    
12. Next time I go to church: will be to fold bulletins.
    
    
13. The Octomom: seems like a bad SNL sketch to me. (Or should I just say "SNL sketch"?)
    
    
14. What worries me most: snakes.
    
    
15. When I turn my head left: I see what's over there.
    
    
16. When I turn my head right: I see what's over THERE.
    
    
17. You know I'm lying when: I say I'm never scared.
    
    
18. What I miss most about the 80's: the promise and potential of growing up.
    
    
19. If I was a character in Shakespeare: I hope it would be one who gets lots of chicks.
    
    
20. By this time next year: I will have run a 5k. BELIEVE IT!
    
    
21. A better name for me would be: "vanilla surprise."
    
    
22. I have a hard time understanding: the state of pop music.
    
    
23. If I ever go back to school, I'll: probably weep.
    
    
24. You know I like you if: I relax when you're around.
    
    
25. If I ever won an award, the first person I'd think would be: my wife.
    
    
26. Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens and Geraldine Ferraro: would be the best pop quartet ever.
    
    
27. Take my advice, never: read Dean Koontz's "The Taking" late at night.
    
    
28. My ideal breakfast: is something greasy and quick from a fast-food place. (I'm looking at you, McDs.)
    
    
29. A song I love, but do not own is: "Do The Evolution" by Pearl Jam.
    
    
30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: eating lunch at Ray's Drive In.
    
    
31. Tulips, character flaws, microchips and track stars: can probably all be found in an indie film.
    
    
32. Why won't people: give me money?
    
    
33. If you spend the night at my house: you better like getting up early. My kids don't sleep past sunrise. EVER.
    
    
34. I'd stop my wedding for: zombies.
    
    
35. The world could do without: liberal talk radio.
    
    
36. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: have to eat the cockroach.
    
    
37. My favorite blond is: my wife...when she was blond.
    
    
38. Paper clips are more useful than: fire ants.
    
    
39. If I don anything well: it's making my family laugh.
    
    
40. And by the way: I love you.

Post this list to your blog or Facebook...I plan on tweeting each one of these w/ the tag #finishthissentence all day!