You need to post a sign! "Parking here prohibited by Smith and Wesson!" Or " Park here if you want to meet "Glock"! But I usually just stare them down until they leave!
I do not do that ever. That is crazy!...look at all that stinking room on either side of your driveway!! jeez...i have a 9mm semi automatic Bursa if you want to borrow it.
Kristen...don't be a party pooper!! Though...the potato gun...much more fun! can you imagine the looks on their faces when they come back to their dented car with a couple dozen potatoes lying around it! lol...great idea Jimmy!!
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You need to post a sign! "Parking here prohibited by Smith and Wesson!" Or " Park here if you want to meet "Glock"!
But I usually just stare them down until they leave!
I do not do that ever. That is crazy!...look at all that stinking room on either side of your driveway!! jeez...i have a 9mm semi automatic Bursa if you want to borrow it.
Okay, Jimmy and Danielle - a little surprised the violent tendencies displayed here today.
No, thanks, Danielle. I really prefer not to fire handguns in my neighborhood.
Kristen,
We can get the great redneck gun, the Potato Launcher! It wont hurt anyone, just leave big dents!
Take them to court:
Texas Law Sec. 545.302. Stopping, Standing, or Parking Prohibited in Certain Places.
(b) An operator may not, except momentarily to pick up or discharge a passenger, stand or park an occupied or unoccupied vehicle:
(1) in front of a public or private driveway;
http://tlo2.tlc.state.tx.us/statutes/docs/TN/content/htm/tn.007.00.000545.00.htm
http://tlo2.tlc.state.tx.us/statutes/docs/
TN/content/htm/tn.007.00.000545.00.htm
There you go...
Kristen...don't be a party pooper!! Though...the potato gun...much more fun! can you imagine the looks on their faces when they come back to their dented car with a couple dozen potatoes lying around it! lol...great idea Jimmy!!
Just for the record, that wasn't me who made the comment about handguns...it was Todd. So, he's the party pooper...
Wow Kristen, we are so sorry that your husband abuses your blog login and makes you look like the party pooper! Todd, you should be ashamed!
it was accident. i have been spanked.
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