Bad news, guys...I went over to the Breakaway website and looked around a bit. Apparently, there's some sort of criteria regarding leading worship there. As best as I can tell, here's what I need to do to get the gig...
1. Wear extremely tight, short t-shirts, preferably with some sort of odd, antiquated logo design, jeans and flip-flops.
2. Have either wild, crazy, puffy hair (or) a shaved head.
3. Play a custom-built guitar.
4. Play a lot of Matt Redman songs.
Okay, well, I'm off to www.randomtshirts.com, then off to the gym. Oh yeah, I've got to go shave my head and then order a Goodall guitar. Do I even own any Matt Redman CDs?
4. Play a lot of Matt Redman songs.
Okay, well, I'm off to www.randomtshirts.com, then off to the gym. Oh yeah, I've got to go shave my head and then order a Goodall guitar. Do I even own any Matt Redman CDs?
3 comments:
No, that's bullcrap. I have first-hand knowledge that B-away will hire total geeks right off the street.
Dude, come on. Breakaway has a blog they've used one time. They definitely wouldn't make it past your blog nazism...
And like I said if the Smith Band can do it, anyone can...
You know Johnny! plays for the Smith Band, right?
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