Last night, I dreamed that a guy posing as a telephone repairman got into our house with the intent of stealing our digital camera.

Being a total stud, I got the guy in a headlock and held him until the police came. While waiting, I opened the trunk of the car to see what else he had taken. In the trunk were two 2-liters of Diet Dr. Pepper and a giant bag of marshmallows.

Upon seeing the marshmallow, I wept.

Dreams...what are you gonna' do?

So, what did you dream last night?