TWITTER IS TOO BIG. AND EVIL.

At 1:00pm on Tuesday, I posted this:

"I cannot overstate my love for Quaker Chewy Granola Bars. Well...all of them except Oatmeal Raisin. (That's an abomination.)"

At 1:35pm, I received this email:

"Hi, twright76 (twright76). QuakerTalk (QuakerTalk) is now following your updates on Twitter. Check out QuakerTalk's profile here:
http://twitter.com/QuakerTalk You may follow QuakerTalk as well by clicking on the "follow" button.
Best, Twitter."

Quaker is on Twitter.

The end is near.

Update: At 1:46pm, I receive this:

"@twright76 If you love Chewy's you will LOVE the True Delights. Here's a $1 off coupon. (link)"

Dang it, I'm gonna' have to follow them now because they're pwning on Twitter. Curse you, Quaker Oat Man.