I Don't Understand...

You guys know I love these things...found it here, but it originated here and now it's, well, here, as in here-on-my-blog.

This is an interesting variation on the typical personal survey thing. ("7 things you don't know about me," or "I am...") The only problem is that it can come off pretty negative if you're not careful.

So...I'll try to keep it positive. Let's go...

I DON'T UNDERSTAND

1. How Shakira and Robin Thicke got record deals.

2. Jazz music. I just can't get into it.

3. Why more of my friends don't twitter, because it's totally awesome.

4. The female mind.

5. Calculus. Or pre-Cal. Or geometry. Or Algebra. Or any math whatsoever.

6. How we'll ever stop Oprah from taking over the world.

7. How to balance a checkbook.
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You know the drill...now you go post your "I don't understand" list on your blog and link all your friends right back here so that I can get more votes and soundly defeat Lance in the coolest guy contest!