Survey...keepin' it real

Okay...I want the real truth. Nobody trying to be funny. (Alright - you can be funny if you want, but I'd really love the truth.)

How many of you curse?

I'm not talking about "joke cussing" or cursing-in-quotes.

I'm talking about actual, honest use of words that are NSFW.

And if so...how often?
Break it down - in a month, how many bad words do you average?