We're starting a new thing called "job placement" here at Todd Blog.
Every now and again, I'll throw out the name of someone famous. Politician, athlete, historical figure...you get the drift.
Then you comment with a list of things that the individual would be doing if he or she weren't famous. This is your chance to prove three things.
LIST.
That's right - your job is to make a list. Not just one thing. So, not only do you have to be funny, you have to be funny multiple times.
Scared, yet?
Well, add this to the mix. Next week, I'll pick a winner for most humorous comment and they'll receive a full day of online love...Facebook, blog, twitter, the whole deal...I'll dedicate a whole day to telling the world how awesome you are.
So...who's the celebrity?
TIM MCGRAW
Go.
Every now and again, I'll throw out the name of someone famous. Politician, athlete, historical figure...you get the drift.
Then you comment with a list of things that the individual would be doing if he or she weren't famous. This is your chance to prove three things.
- That you're funny.
- That you have a firm grasp of culture and history.
- That Todd Blog is the best dang site on the web for hanging out and being creative.
LIST.
That's right - your job is to make a list. Not just one thing. So, not only do you have to be funny, you have to be funny multiple times.
Scared, yet?
Well, add this to the mix. Next week, I'll pick a winner for most humorous comment and they'll receive a full day of online love...Facebook, blog, twitter, the whole deal...I'll dedicate a whole day to telling the world how awesome you are.
So...who's the celebrity?
TIM MCGRAW
Go.
9 comments:
1. Faith Hill's anonymous boy toy
2. Crocodile Dundee's sidekick
3. Faith Hill's anonymous boy toy
4. Corn Farmer (EAT SOME CORN!)
5. Faith Hill's anonymous boy toy
6. Unfortunately, a democrat politician.
7. Faith Hill's anonymous boy toy
8. some drunk dad of a high school football player from Odessa, Texas
9. Faith Hill's anonymous boy toy
10. Based on his shirt, anti-PETA spokesman
11. Faith Hill's anonymous boy toy
12. He's an Indian Outlaw
13. Faith Hill's anonymous boy toy
14. Victim of the Kingdom
15. Faith Hill's anonymous boy toy
16. A dancehall doctor
17. Faith Hill's anonymous boy toy
18. Stay at home dad
19. Faith Hill's anonymous boy toy
20. A hip hop artist
21. Faith Hill's anonymous boy toy
22. 2nd generation Baseball player
23. Faith Hill's anonymous boy toy
24. Louisiana crawfish farmer
25. Faith Hill's anonymous boy toy
26. John Simmons look-alike
(And if he's not available for the odd number items, please consider me for the position-Just kidding, of course)
If Tim McGraw were not famous, I believe the following items would fill his resume at some point:
1)Bartender
2)Truck driver
3)plumber
4)Roughneck for Halliburton
5)new addition to SNL's MacGruber. Sequel called MacGruber, MacGyver and McGraw. They also double as a law firm.
6)Assistant to Timothy Geithner, specializing in "stress tests"
7)Out of work Avian Flu Removal Specialist.
8)Evangelist
9)MacGruff the Crime Dog's sidekick
10)Starbucks Barista
Finally, but not least, Ohio State Cornhole Champion, 1999, 2000, 2003, 2006, & 2007! Go Tim!!!
Worship Leader who wants to be a country rock star.
1. First Grade teacher at Highland Park Elementary.
2. Bartender for the VFW ladies auxilary.
3. Artistic Director for the Diboll Ballet/clogging ensemble
1. UPS driver in Jasper Tx
2. Honey Truck driver (think A1)
3. Refrigerator repairman
4. Welder
5. Chris' #8
6. Jason's #4
7. #7 of comment deleted
8. Dang..Chris hit Wikipedia too..ah let's see..Junior College baseball coach.
9. Horse Breeder
10. Tele-Evangelist (a more specific sub-culture of evangelist parent group).
No Artie, unfortunately, I pretty much knew most of this absolutely meaningless trivial stuff. It's pretty depressing and sad that, of all the important, life-saving, life-changing things that I could potentially retain in this mellon on top of my neck, I remember this kind of stuff. But on the bright side, by retaining this kind of stuff, I don't get bogged down by more important matters.
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