Ten things that your worship leader could be thinking during church...
- Man-I-hope-I-make-that-chord-here-it-comes-oh-please-let-me-make-that-chord-okay-ready-bar-the-second-make-the-Aminor-lift-the-pinky-drop-the-1-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-oh-man-that-stunk-crap-i've-got-to-play-that-four-more-times-before-this-song-is-over.
- Why did I stay up so late last night?
- What are the words to the second verse?
- I need more me in the monitor.
- I'm never doing this song again. This is embarrassing.
- OH NO I THINK I PUT THE CAPO ON THE WRONG FRET...WAIT WAIT DON'T START THE SONG...oh. Nevermind.
- I'm hungry. I wonder if there any leftover donuts around here.
- Hey! We sound pretty good.
- Hey! We sound pretty awful.
- Why isn't the pastor singing? He looks mad. Is he mad at me? Did I sing something heretical?
Am I wrong, worship leaders? What else should be on this list?
8 comments:
11. How am I supposed to check my fly while playing guitar with both hands?
Right on. #1 is especially true for me.
LOL. So, that is what you are thinking......You could have fooled us!
12. Wow, she's dressed inappropriately.
13. Sing to the King who is coming to reign? What's He doing now, twiddling His thumbs?
14. That guy hates this.
15. Stop rushing, ______.
One week I thought "Ummm, I think there are more people on stage than in the congregation." and it was almost true.
"Wait, I think we already did this song... no we didn't... wait, did we??"
16. Dang, I can only see half of the chord chart. And it's the only song that I have trouble remembering.
17. I probably should have tuned instead of putting more gel in my hair. Oh well, I have a fauxhawk, suckers.
18. Where are the throat lozenges?
19. Who is that on the 4th row?
20. Why is _______standing in the back?
21. Am I capo'd right? No one else is playing.. are they? or can I just not hear them in the monitors.. I wish I had in ear monitors and could control my own mix instead of these little wedges that has too much of everything else or not enough..no.. we can't afford those not after getting these wireless units, I'm glad we got these because we don't have wires everywhere.. much easier to get ready in the morning before church..did I turn my headset mic on? Man that's the one thing I hate about these is I always forget to un-mute them after the children's time..and I've got a prayer coming up after this song too..what was I going to say?
22. What are my kids doing in the balcony? Who is that sitting up there by my daughter? He's got nice hair!
23. Man I sure hate playing bar chords.. why didn't I transpose this song and capo it 2?
p-melt.. right on with 16.. more than once..and why ??? it's my own fault. I hate it when I do that!!!
24. Why'd he ask us to play if he's going to talk over the song?
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