10 Things Your Pastor May Be Thinking
- I got this. I got this. I am the man. Here it comes. You suckers better get ready.
- Good grief, that worship set was long. Sheesh. Way to bring the room down, guys.
- John Piper. John Piper. John Piper. John Piper.
- Where are my kids? Why are they sitting way back there? Are they talking during my sermon? Oh...they're gonna' get it!
- This stupid headset will not stay straight. Grrr....just give the me the old school lapel mic, dude.
- These people are not getting this.
- That joke seemed way funnier in my mind.
- Why is my wife looking at me like that? Did I pronounce something wrong again?
- Did I just preach heresy?
- How does Osteen do it?
4 comments:
"Crud... I forgot the 7th word that begins with "P"..."
I think you meant the THIRD word, Rob. Seven points....that's ridiculous.
"I'm going to get an e-mail about that one... but people laughed!"
7 points is ridiculous? I wish I would have known that this past Sunday.
"Don't fall down walking up the steps. Don't fall down walking up the steps." I actually think this one given that I fell down walking up the steps about a month of so ago.
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