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HOW COULD YOU BEST EXPRESS YOUR SINCERE REGRET AT YOUR HASTY WORDS AIMED AT CYCLISTS?
Um...well, based on the few cyclists I know, I think I'm clear on what I'm supposed to do, NOW.
Apparently, when I approach cyclists on the road , I should stop my car immediately so that these blessed souls can drive wherever and however they prefer.
I also think I'm supposed to get out of my car and applaud them until they are without earshot. (I actually can keep applauding if I prefer, but that part is not required.)
If one of them happens to veer into my lane, I will chastise myself - not him or her.
And if the cyclist's veering causes me to drift into oncoming traffic and I suffer a horrible, horrible crash, I should not expect said cyclist to stop, aid or even glance over at the burning remains of my vehicle.
And if I survive the crash, I'm supposed to sue myself for not giving right away to the cyclists.
It's the law.
HOW COULD YOU BEST EXPRESS YOUR SINCERE REGRET AT YOUR HASTY WORDS AIMED AT CYCLISTS?
Um...well, based on the few cyclists I know, I think I'm clear on what I'm supposed to do, NOW.
Apparently, when I approach cyclists on the road , I should stop my car immediately so that these blessed souls can drive wherever and however they prefer.
I also think I'm supposed to get out of my car and applaud them until they are without earshot. (I actually can keep applauding if I prefer, but that part is not required.)
If one of them happens to veer into my lane, I will chastise myself - not him or her.
And if the cyclist's veering causes me to drift into oncoming traffic and I suffer a horrible, horrible crash, I should not expect said cyclist to stop, aid or even glance over at the burning remains of my vehicle.
And if I survive the crash, I'm supposed to sue myself for not giving right away to the cyclists.
It's the law.
2 comments:
apology accepted.
Proof that Lance Burch is funnier than me any day of the week.
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