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Friday, October 14, 2005

Todd's Top Ten Lance Burch Moments

10) Missing the stake at prayer rally around loop

9) The fight with Eddie Bostick

8) Lip-synching when he didn’t know the words (“Girl, You Know It’s True”)

7) The Dance (getting shot in “Girl, You Know It’s True”)

6) His seething hatred for cockroaches (slinging a sandal across the room)

5) Wearing a gas mask and stepping through the ceiling

4) The Spontaneous Game Song

3) Going into McDonald’s dressed as an astronaut and actually standing in line behind someone
who worked for NASA

2) Elephant Battle Royale

1) Verbal rape

5 comments:

Amy said...
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Amy said...

What about cussing because of mayonaise?

Robert Conn said...

Speaking of #3... what about when he was acting like a soldier on stage (with a gun) and the "real" soldier got up there with him?

Clay said...

All I can say is..."Oh no, honey, Lance dropped the towel!"

Unknown said...

Lance who?