Todd's Top Ten Lance Burch Moments

10) Missing the stake at prayer rally around loop

9) The fight with Eddie Bostick

8) Lip-synching when he didn’t know the words (“Girl, You Know It’s True”)

7) The Dance (getting shot in “Girl, You Know It’s True”)

6) His seething hatred for cockroaches (slinging a sandal across the room)

5) Wearing a gas mask and stepping through the ceiling

4) The Spontaneous Game Song

3) Going into McDonald’s dressed as an astronaut and actually standing in line behind someone
who worked for NASA

2) Elephant Battle Royale

1) Verbal rape