Just so you know...

There are three things working for me in this video:

1. Twitter
2. Slamming Oprah
3. Jimmy Kimmel (one of the smartest, unique tv personalities we've seen in a long time)

ENJOY...this is good stuff.

Love This...

TWITTER IS TOO BIG. AND EVIL.

At 1:00pm on Tuesday, I posted this:

"I cannot overstate my love for Quaker Chewy Granola Bars. Well...all of them except Oatmeal Raisin. (That's an abomination.)"

At 1:35pm, I received this email:

"Hi, twright76 (twright76). QuakerTalk (QuakerTalk) is now following your updates on Twitter. Check out QuakerTalk's profile here:
http://twitter.com/QuakerTalk You may follow QuakerTalk as well by clicking on the "follow" button.
Best, Twitter."

Quaker is on Twitter.

The end is near.

Update: At 1:46pm, I receive this:

"@twright76 If you love Chewy's you will LOVE the True Delights. Here's a $1 off coupon. (link)"

Dang it, I'm gonna' have to follow them now because they're pwning on Twitter. Curse you, Quaker Oat Man.

Don't Hate

Twittergrader.com for Tyler, TX.
Booyah, @rstrader.
Booyah.

Okay, tweets...head over there and see how you score!

From The Finley Files...

I was checking Twitter the other night and Finley points to a tiny picture in my TwitterFox window and yells,

"MR. DAVID!"










They miss him almost as much as I do.

Through some random blog about the internet, (go figure) I found out about Shaquille O'Neal's Twitter feed.

Apparently, creating fake Twitter accounts and web pages for celebrities is a big deal. I did not know this. Awhile back, somebody set up a fake Shaq twitter page and started posting.

Well, the Man of Steel was none too happy about that! So, he opened an Official Shaquille O'Neal Twitter account.

Here are a few posts that I've found memorable:
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"At the barber shop, gotta b sexy for the game tomorro. Us supermodels always have to stay fine, lol" (Nov. 19, 3:12pm)

"I'm watchn my 8 yr old son play, i'm jealous hes a better free throw shoota" (Nov. 21, 8:21pm)

"Im fellin good anova shaq quote Seekin input from strangers, may help u make better decisions" (Nov. 29, 11:41pm)

"Dat was so so heres a good shaq quote An unchecked ego will sooner or later b bad 4 business" (Nov. 29, 11:42pm)


Not only is he funny and self-deprecating, but those quotes are actually pretty good. If you're on Twitter, follow Shaq. I think you'll be glad you did.

link//THE_REAL_SHAQ

Twitter Is Funny...

This is an exchange between two of my best friends in the world via Twitter, the coolest invention in the world.

Just a reminder that I have very funny friends. And that Twitter is cool.

JASON FULLEN:

"Standing outside the window of one my jr high guys ALG listening to them talk about God & discuss the bible. Very cool stuff going on here."






ROBERT CONN:

"Baltimore PD... we have a visual on the suspect in the peeping tom report. Beware, he will likely try to take a shortcut."




I miss these guys so much.

Twitter Nation...

I love twitter. It's awesome. Except when it doesn't work. Which is about once a day. (Thanks for that joke, Bloggess!)

I'm currently following over 40 feeds and have almost 60 folks following mine. (Some of those were spam, so they don't count.)

So, here's what I'm doing. I'm giving you a list of all the folks that I want to give twitter a try. If your name is in this list, I'm asking you to give twitter a 2-week trial. Sign up, use it for two weeks and if it doesn't work, I'll never ask you again.

(This is a big list...I ain't linking anybody...)

1. The Bluebirds. Come on, gang.
2. Everybody that gigs with me.
3. David Runnels, who has an account but isn't using it. Lame.
4. Adrienne Acevedo, because she works for David Runnels. Oh, and she's "cool."
5. Clay Walker, because his would read like a pre-teen girl. ("Come eat lunch with me?" "Where are you? Are you here yet?" "I'm at the movies!")
6. Ross King...who undoubtedly has some giant, well-thought out, socially-conscious, Kingdom loving reason for not twittering. But come on...how cool would it be to follow the twitter feed of a dude who produces records?
7. John Simmons, because he's the king of one-liners. And what's funnier than a running string of one-liners on a website?