Kids Are Awesome...

A few things my son did today (that make me think he's lost is mind...)

1. I walked outside to find him doing "spit-takes" with his Sprite. Three of them in a row.
   
   
2. He spit bubble-gum on my back. Claimed it was an "experiment."
   
   
3. While at a family reunion, discovered that he packed 20 pieces of gum (from the dessert table) into one of his pockets.
   

Sheesh...
Kristen's really got her work cut out for her.