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Wednesday, August 06, 2008

No...

I received this email a few days ago from my "friend," Justin Romack. Please find his letter below. My response is printed directly underneath this ridiculous request from Justin.

Mr. Wright,

This is a formal request to add, Mr. Doug Hedstrom, to your links list on the "Todd Blog" as soon as physically possible. Below you will find a list of people supporting and requesting the above mentioned request.

We request that you either, a) take action and add Mr. Hedstrom to your links list and no further actions will be taken, or b) justinromack.com will remove the link to the Todd Blog and will relinquish its' involvement in the "My Friday Movement".

Your adherence to this request is greatly appreciated.

Thank you,

Justin Romack, Angela Romack, Philip Melton, Maegan Melton, Bonquisha Jones,
Rashide Pumpernickle, Cletus Wayans, Laura Toadburger, Nick Bearnstein,
Jim Jimmy Jimmers, Doug Bedstrom, David Funnels, Bobert Monn, Boss King,
Tony LaRue, John Mackleroy, Peter Smith, Tommy "the Nose" Nostrils,
William Shakespeare, Todd Wright, Nancy Puttman, Putt Puttman ,Kara Van,
Kiki Koko, Amanda Hugandkiss, Mark Van Buran, Kyle Twittersalot, Paulo Marshall
Mary Ninjitsu, Brad Handerson, Chris Faraway, Stephen Colbert
Eric Cartman, Beavis, AND, Butthead, Glenn Quagmire,
the band formely known as Queen,
Harry Potter... and many more that I am too lazy to type out.

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Let's start off with Doug Hedstrom's horrible choice or representation. Justin Romack? Really? Isn't he still in college? Did Doug really think that Justin was gonna' get something done with his silly threats? Removed from Romack's blogroll? Not that scary, Justin. I'm Todd Wright and I don't need anybody's blogroll. I am your Blog Father, young man. I was the first, the pioneer, the one to whom East Texas bloggers look to for guidance. I inspire dreams...dreams that some lone blogger one day will reach the pinnacle of success as I have. And your "My Friday" post included a reference to Weird Al. Ain't gonna' miss that, I'll tell you right now.

Secondly,
Doug Hedstrom has blogged 4 times in 5 months...which is the total length of his blog's existence. A five-month old blog? Four posts? Is that really the quality level that deserves a hallowed place on my site?

And third...I think you made some of those names up.
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Let the record show that Doug Hedstrom has yet to ask me (in any form or fashion) to be linked. Had he requested a place, he most assuredly would have been granted a spot. But now that he's run to a buddy to the dirty work, he will not be allowed on here. Ever.

Sorry, Doug. But mistakes have consequences.

2 comments:

adrienne. said...

yowza.

I just need to state for the record that I was placed on the blog roll after only one post because of the great potential that Todd, the East Texas Blog Father, saw in me. Nice try, Doug.

also, I'm interested in meeting that Brad Handerson character, as he sounds quite dashing and handsome.

Anonymous said...

Whilst, I was not familiar with "Todd Blog" or Doug Hedstrom prior to today, I took time to familiarize myself with both. Mr. Wright, you imply Mr. Hedstrom's blog is bobbins. Whilst, Mr. Romack is clearly a chancer, you judge Mr. Hedstrom too soon. I believe you googled your response.
You are clearly the dog's bollocks and such haver isn't becoming.
Encourage the lad. Bob's your uncle.