Twitter Nation Zingers

A few great one-liners that I've recently seen on twitter.

1. Played golf with my old man this morning and on the fourth tee I accidentally hated his guts since the day I was born...

2. How much do you have to pay a cop to forget he saw a bloodstained Tickle Me Elmo stuffed with opium? Wikipedia is like zero help over here...

3. Bet you didn't know an autoharp could tear up your soul like that. Overwhelming, isn't it. OK this next one is called "She Talks to Angels"...

4. Can you PayPal bail? I don’t mean is it possible, I mean can you do it RIGHT NOW.

I'd link you to this guy's feed, but these were the most "family-friendly" posts I could find. (If you know what I mean...)